Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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