I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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