susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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