I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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