so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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