I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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