So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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