You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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