First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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