I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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