Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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