sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
ok first of all what the fuck
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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