yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
please don't ironically join a cult
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