good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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