I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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