Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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