My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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