Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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