Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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