it was like eating out sand paper
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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