what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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