Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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