He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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