i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you would pick up someone in the library
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I want to fling myself into the sun
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