At least make sure they are 18
Why
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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