It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Randomize
