So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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