Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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