My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Randomize
