what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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