I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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