no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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