Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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