my soul wont recognize me after tonight
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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