I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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