I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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