Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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