So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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