Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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