sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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