Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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