Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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