come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I stole a fireplace last night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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