This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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