Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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