Porn is love you can see.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You are the jesus of drinking
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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