I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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