What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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