Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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