brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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