I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
