can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I will pee on everything he values.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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