What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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