Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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