so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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