it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Randomize
