I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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