Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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